if sexuality was a choice I definitely wouldn’t be into men. Why would I choose to also be attracted to trashy guys when there are all those incredible women and nonbinary people out there. At some point I would have gone ‘forget men, they’re horrible’ but nope, I didn’t get to choose and now I’m stuck with being into these trash lords as well.
Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
shaving your vagina is really hard. i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that.
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why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
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8-year-old polyglot Mabou Loiseau (8 languages, 8 musical instruments, sings) on Katie Couric
Mabou Loiseau speaks French, Arabic, Spanish, Russian, Mandarin, Creole, English, Sign Language and is learning Japanese. She also plays piano, violin, drums, guitar, harp, clarinet, flute, conga, sings and takes college level algebra.
From ‘Katie’ on ABC, July 10 2014.